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June 13, 2012– International Banjo Wife`s Day

April 7, 2012

The BRC Board of Directors has mandated that every June 13th, starting in 2012, will hereafter be known as International Banjo Wife`s Day in recognition of the courageous patience of those legions of saintly women married to banjo playing husbands. Attached is a photo of the 2012 poster-girl competition winner who has endured 40 years of marriage to a banjo player with as many as 14 banjos in her house.

She is pictured donning a desert safari hat as she readies to enter the deeply tunneled crypt of King Tut in Egypt`s stony Valley of the Kings where she prays no banjos will be among the treasures therein. To salute the untold virtues of banjo wives, all banjo husbands will still their instruments in a respectful moment of silence worldwide from 4:00-4:01 am Greenwich Time on this date annually.

 

 

As illustrated, wives may apply a loving headlock to husbands as a gentle reminder of this yearly observance. On June 14th, there will be a smaller, but no less important, celebration on behalf of those heroic men whose wives play the banjo.

 

 

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A Banjo Tinkerer’s Reverie

February 5, 2012

In tune with each dour note of the global economic turn-down, the Banjo Rehabilitation Center continues to eke out rebuilt bargain banjos while braving its own deficit budget. Brightening the cloudy fiscal clime of the workshop, the BRC founder routinely inlays each restored instrument with our mother of pearl identifier as seen in the two pictured clawhammer banjos sold on e-Bay: one with a scooped fretboard, and another with a carved heel. To cheer himself, the BRC founder wistfully entertains the notion that someday in the future, a fledgling banjo owner might glance at the BRC logo and momentarily wonder if it stands for “Barry’s Recent Creation.” Alas, perchance to dream.

 

 

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Enriching the artful climate of the BRC workplace

January 9, 2012

Although the Banjo Rehabilitation Center  is exclusively a “banjo shop”,  our sturdy little CEO sagaciously promotes musical diversity to enrich the artful climate of the workplace. In the attached informal photo,  the CEO gently instructs the grandfatherly BRC founder on the modal features of the Mixolydian scale by using the harmonica as a teaching tool. During this back porch tutorial, the CEO points-out  that the harmonica (as played by Jimmy Fadden) was seamlessly merged into the Bluegrass ensemble as heard on the  ground-breaking double album “Will the Circle Be Unbroken” released  a generation ago. Because of his progressive commitment to staff education and respect for history, the CEO quietly reaffirms to all his richly deserved place in the BRC Hall of Fame and Book of Life.

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BRC Staff Kicks Back for 2011 Holiday Photo

November 26, 2011

Undaunted by tepid seasonal sales of our official T-shirt line, the BRC support staff is all smiles for the 2011 holiday photo. Our elf-like CEO (right front row in mother’s lap) used this opportunity to help his shop staff to de-stress, refocus, and energize for the coming year by recounting the imperative that the BRC goal is to maintain the banjo at the center of the Bluegrass music tradition- America’s home grown hillbilly jazz. To crystalize this sales strategy, our elfin VP of Sales (back row left in Grandma’a arms) invoked a marketing slogan for 2012:

“It don’t mean a thang,
If it ain’t got that twang.”

In recognition of this stirring and timely marketing catch phrase, our CEO promoted the VP of Sales to Senior Vice-President of Sales, much to everyone’s acclaim.

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VP of Sales afoot and busy with BRC Tour Guide duties

October 15, 2011

Our young Vice-President of Sales also generously serves as the walking tour guide of the BRC 5 String Museum as pictured. After answering visitors’ many questions about the permanent banjo collection on display, she closes sotto voce with the comment that the BRC Founder is affectionately known to her as “Grandpa Doc”. As the guests depart,  the VP of Sales instructs them that the Board of Directors is planning a BRC Banjo Pickers Hall of Fame annex to the Museum.  Nominations are encouraged and should sent to the BRC including a photo of the musician with banjo and accompanied by a brief bio. Self-nominations are welcome.