During new business at the annual meeting of the BRC Board of Directors, the executive officers study the feasibility of developing a harmonica or mandolin rehabilitation center (see link). Because there are no shareholders to decide strategic long term planning by vote, the board members determined by secret ballot (as stipulated in the BRC corporate by-laws) to table the issue until economic indicators improve.
In the meantime, our CEO will continue to hone his blues harmonica skills…
The BRC founder’s band “Gainor & Friends” is a loose association of bluegrass musicians who generously donate all tips to our local children’s hospital. Known as the Code of G&F, the improvisational spirit of the jam session band is embraced in its Latin motto: “E rehearsus unim dispersus ad infinitum” which roughly translates, “The band that rehearses together disperses forever.” Gainor & Friends will perform for any crowd that outnumbers the members of the band- a criterion that is occasionally not met at some gigs. Because the musicians are all enrolled in the Witness Protection Program, their real names cannot be given in the below links.
The BRC Research and Development team, a dedicated threesome of indefatigable empiricists, study the mechanical properties of classic banjos to develop novel ideas that can be translated into innovative technology. By submitting the BRC founder’s precious banjos to cyclic real life (not laboratory) stresses and strains, the R&D team breaks new ground in futuristic banjo designing. Sometimes, it is necessary to conduct this material research when the BRC founder is not at home. Stay tuned for exciting revelations from the R&D team.
Customer service is the heart of any successful enterprise, and our VP of Sales is the heart and face of dependable after-sales service. No stranger to the BRC ethos, this sure-footed businesswoman gives all banjo customers the VIP status that they deserve.
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Untroubled by persistent quarterly negative profit margins, the Banjo Rehabilitation Center support staff cheerfully celebrates the conclusion of another fiscal year with an annual Holiday greeting card photo. Because it is a small scale enterprise, the Banjo Rehabilitation Center is not cited in the major stock indices, has no prospectus, and is unable to attract major investors for expansion into the global market.
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